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Extended Face Kit

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Say guys, are you tired of sweltering hot days where the perspiration running off your head ruins that freshly permed $56.00 haircut? Tired of having sweat stains in your Grecian Formula leaving you looking like a leopard? Do what I did. I got the Extended Face Kit which includes extensions all the way to the back of my shoulders.

Imagine the no hassle, easy to use directions: just stick your head under the faucet in the sink, run cold water over the Extended Face, wipe off with a paper towel and presto, your done. Best of all, for a limited time they are throwing in a jar of bowling ball wax, sure to impress the women and cause water to bead up during the heaviest of rain storms. Now you may think that I paid a bundle for the Extended Face but here’s the secret: genetically it’s free… thanks to Mom’s side of the family. So consider the options: 15 minutes a day styling your hair or the Extended Face Kit. I freed up 15 minutes of my day every day and I’m glad I did.

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By Marty Mitchell

I’m Marty Mitchell, aka Captain Crash, the guy behind Mitchell Way. MitchellWay.com is the story of my misadventures in life and reflections on faith. ... Is Mitchell Way a state of mind? A real place? A way of life? Tough to say. You be the judge.

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