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Patent Idea #295- Reject

This was the scene last Saturday morning. I was lying in the middle of the Guide Meridian, motorcycle helmet and protective coveralls on. Slowly I was able to get up on my hands and knees and crawl back over to the side walk.

I am working on a project for the Senior Advocacy Board dealing with pedestrian interface, or how to get seniors safely across a busy intersection. It was my third attempt and now I’m perplexed. Should I increase the angle of the chair or merely install a heavier spring?

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By Marty Mitchell

I’m Marty Mitchell, aka Captain Crash, the guy behind Mitchell Way. MitchellWay.com is the story of my misadventures in life and reflections on faith. ... Is Mitchell Way a state of mind? A real place? A way of life? Tough to say. You be the judge.

2 replies on “Patent Idea #295- Reject”

Thanks for always making me laugh Marty. You are a bright light in a troubled world. If we can’t laugh, what do we have? Keep those words coming!
Penny Mack

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