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Another Erie Night

The story I am about to tell, though it may seem far-fetched and made up, is indeed 100% true. It is important that I protect the names of those involved, so it is for that reason I will be going by the name Mike.

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The Experiment that Went Horribly Wrong

It was an experiment that went horribly wrong. Down deep in the bowels of my high school, somewhere in the area of the air raid bunkers and the furnace room, three women in white coats, their hair in nets worked around the clock surviving only on black coffee and chain smoking. Their orders were to create a recipe.

Dough was made from various flours experimenting with varying amounts of butter, salt, sugar, and yeast. Oven temperatures and baking times were tested. The breads were pulled from the oven, tasted by the three and kept as a candidate or thrown in a garbage can. Cinnamon and raisins were added in varying amounts and lastly and the most time consuming was the perfecting of the frosting. It was unique and one of a kind. It was… delicious! Each day the principal would stare from his office window at the chimney stack on the roof which came from the bowels of the basement until one morning a puff of white smoke appeared in the air; the recipe was born. The three bakers in their long white coats had created the perfect cinnamon roll.